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Saturday, May 14, 2005

Cisnienie Dariusza

Ten to miał dopiero ciśnienie na jąderkach:D

dariusz: skad??
olqa: z daleka
dariusz: czyli?
olqa: czyli ze z daleka
dariusz: to spie***j jak nie chcesz gadac
olqa: dzieki, jutro pobiegam
dariusz: h*j ci w dupe
olqa: ch*j jak juz, analfabeto

42 Comments:

  • At 8:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Oj, nie chcę krytykować, ale jestem zmuszony. Poprzednie dialogi były o wiele ciekawsze (śmieszniejsze), a ostatnio coś się zepsuło. Mam tylko nadzieję że to przejściowe.

     
  • At 11:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    dziewczno jestes niesamowita! czytam i nie moge sie przestac smiac! swietny blog.
    gratuluje pomyslu! masz we mnie nowa fanke! pozdrowionka!

     
  • At 7:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    to fascynujace co piszesz[niestety jest to smutna rzeczywistość] gdzie ci faceci pogubili rozumy w dobie internetu i telefonow to przykre

    Tymbardziej smuci mnie fakt że jest wiele kobiet podobnych do tych mezczyzn i mozna by otworzyć taki sam blogo kobietach
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  • At 12:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    zjaebisty!!!! blog jak dla mnie cudo. tylko szkoda ze to nie sa takie odosobnione przypadki tylko codziennosc.
    a tak zeby było weselej:
    [F]acet:czesc
    [k](czyli ja)cze
    F:noi co rozważyłś coś
    k:nie
    F:a może bysmy się spotkali
    k:nie
    k:dzieki wole nie
    F:czemu
    k:bo tak
    F:ale co że bym próbował z tobą no wiesz
    k:co wiem?
    F:no o sex mi chodzi
    k:aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    F:no niewiem czy bym chciał bo tego nierobiłem więc niewiem czy to byłoby przyjemne dlamnie i dla ciebie
    k:God
    F:bo tak nagle
    k;załosne załosne
    F:to niewiem czy tobie by się spodobało i czy byłabyś zadowolona
    K:czy ja mam opis szukam kogos kto mnie przeleci
    F:nie
    F:bo pewnie było by dużo chętnych
    k:hmmm zastanawiam sie czy kieruje toba tyko twoj mały bo zazwyczaj sa inteligentniejsze
    F:no nawet jak tu bym ci powiedział że chce to w żecywistości niewiem czy bym to zrobił
    k:facet ty naprawde zyjesz w własnym swiecie
    F:no może
    F:jatam już nic niewiem
    F:a to boli
    k:co?
    F;pierwszy raz
    k:ciebie ma bolec?
    F;nie ciebie
    F:a nie chciałabyś tak szybko
    k;co?
    k:teraz to wogle nie kumam o co ci chodzi?
    F;no szybko to zrobić
    F;max 30min
    k:załamujesz mnie
    F;a co ile
    w tym momencie odpadłam

     
  • At 2:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    blog rewelka !!
    świetny pomysł!!
    żałosne jest tylko z punktu widzenia faceta , że tylu młotów sie tak samo tytułuje.
    żałość bierze jak sie czyta niektórych jełopów
    a jeszcze gorzej jak sie uświadomi sobie że te jełopy może faktycznie tak myślą a nie tylko robią sobie żarty (kiepskie zresztą)
    Pozdrawiam autorke strony .
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  • At 5:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    ja myśle że ten pan nie chciał rozmawiać, on poprostu chciał sobie poklnąć i kogoś powyzywać. a że akurat na ciebie trafił... no cóż ty masz chyba do tego dziewczyno jakieś, wątpliwe przyznam, ale szczeście. pzdr.

     
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  • At 6:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Nie no, taki wstyd... Ale mam nadzieje , ze co bardziej inteligentne kobiety nie wyrabiaja sobie opinii o mezczyznach na podstawie czatow :P a tych delikwentow nie nazywajmy "mezczyznami", co najwyzej facetami, a najlepiej wogole bezosobowo, np. "to" ;)

     
  • At 1:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Nie no ok , niektore romowy bardzo "ciekawe" ,ale widac ze robisz to pod publike i wcale bym sie nie zdziwil gdyby sie okazalo ze czesc wymyslasz... a tak wogole to chyba jestes troche zbyt "fanjna" przez internet =] te wszystkie elo zwroty...
    w kazdym razie fajnie sie czyta powodzenia.

     
  • At 5:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Aaaaa :))) Jesteś rewelacyjna :)))) Chyba zacznę udawać babki na chatach :D kaczmarek@napisz.net

     
  • At 12:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Mała uwaga, pisze się anaalfabeta... , po prostu drażni mnie czyjeś wywyższanie się, jeżeli w danym temacie nie jest wcale lepszy :]

     
  • At 9:07 AM, Blogger ola said…

    "Mała uwaga, pisze się anaalfabeta... , po prostu drażni mnie czyjeś wywyższanie się, jeżeli w danym temacie nie jest wcale lepszy :]"

    LOL

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    Wracaj lepiej do szkoły misiu:)
    Lekcje do gimnazjum odrobione?

     
  • At 12:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    jeśli masz więcej niż 13 lat, to wybacz, ale... a zresztą szkoda słów ;/ gratuluję tylko sposobu spędzania wolnego czasu (brak lepszego zajęcia? :>) i odzywek rodem z pedałówy :| zapisz się dziewczę na aerobik może lepiej albo poucz się na klasówkę... :] albo po prostu zacznij chodzić na imprezy i więcej się bawić, przy odrobinie szczęścia poznasz, co to jest prawdziwa rozrywka ;D

     
  • At 2:11 PM, Blogger ola said…

    Virginia Woolf: dzieki, wezme sobie to do serca:) Zycze ci rowniez takiej mądrej 13 letniej corki:P

    Odzywek "rodem z pedałów"? To bardzo ciekawe co mówisz:D Masz jakieś doświadczenia w tym temacie? Czy mam rozumieć że ja jestem "pedałem"? Skoro tak, bardzo mi miło - Ola pedał:D Az chce wyjsc na ulice i krzyczec "hej ho hej ho -rownouprawnienie dla pedałów". Wyjdziesz ze mna, kotku?:P

    Dzieki za zyczenia odnosnie poznania prawdziwej rozrywki (oczywiscie jak zaznaczylas/zaznaczyles -przy odrobinie szczescia;). Niestety nie bardzo aktualne ale co tam... podziekowac zawsze wypada:P

    A na koniec pytanie: ktora rozmowa byla z toba?:P

    Cieplo pozdrawiam, 13 latka Ola:)
    No i koncze "pedalskim" LOL;)

     
  • At 1:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hmm no tak, muszę przyznać, że wygłupiłem się z "anaalfabetą" :(,(niewiedza boli :) nie będę się chwalił ocenami, ale wiedz, że nie gimnazjum a matura skończona z wynikiem satysfakcjonującym.

     
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    Pewien drobiazg... Od 1994 roku poprawna jest zarówno forma "chuj" jak i "huj".

     
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